Fascist Follies

Fifteen years after the war: 
Dad sends my mother’s cousin packing back to Germany 
for trying to teach three-year-old me to say Heil Hitler
because screw that noise, 
they surrendered and he came home alive. 

Nine years later: 
We visit Germany and in a packed Bavarian biergarten 
some drunk too young to have lived through it asks Dad 
who he thinks got to Berlin first — the Americans or the Russians?
when a gnarled cane slams onto a wooden table, 
shaking dishes and silencing the room, 
and this bearded geezer
who must have lived through both world wars 
glares at the younger man and declares: 
There will be no talk of the war. 

Nine years after that: 
My friends and I are driving past a park in Englewood, New Jersey, when 
we spot some Aryan types in 
brown shirts, swastika armbands, and jackboots so 
I lean halfway out the passenger window screaming 
fuck off, the paper-hanging son-of-a-bitch only had one ball, 
go find a bunker somewhere and follow his final example 
when the car jerks to a halt and 
two cops pull me though the window and 
frisk me against a storefront and 
a third cop takes me aside and asks if I’m Jewish so 
I say You have to be Jewish to hate Nazis? and 
he says They’re not real Nazis — it’s a Woody Allen movie and 
I say I love Woody Allen and 
he says shut up and get out of town; now 

Forty-seven years later: 
Take that goddamn mask off your face and 
take your goddamn hands off my neighbor.

High Noon

Donald Trump may not be an actual fascist. He certainly acts and sounds like one. But labeling him a fascist implies he understands the ideology. I assure you he does not, any more than he understands the U.S. Constitution. He is drawn to the trappings of fascism, especially the cult of personality that props up its leaders. It’s why he cozies up to dictators and longs to join their ranks. This makes him a useful idiot to the actual fascists in this country, of which there are many. He emboldens them. He gives them permission to come out from under their rocks.

Trump is a malignant narcissist, a severely damaged man-child. Everything he says and does is in service of his bloated ego. He does not care about you or me, about this country or its constitution. Only himself. Ironically, this makes the conman an easy mark for the authoritarians he so admires.

In interviews and speeches, Trump sounds like an eighth-grader trying to bullshit his way through an oral report on a book he never read. That is his one true talent: Bullshit. It has been the driving force of his life and career. Some find it entertaining, even admirable. I never have.

He’s a piss-poor excuse for a human being, let alone a president. I knew what he was back in the 80s. I didn’t care; I didn’t have to do business with the schmuck. But when he got to the White House through a fluke of the Electoral College, it became personal. He and his crime family proceeded to use my country as a leveraged asset for their never-ending grift.

Oh and spare me the twisted high holy horseshit about him doing God’s work. If anything, his becoming president makes a pretty good argument that the atheists are right.

To hand the power of the presidency to such a man — a tyrannical, vindictive, hateful, incompetent, rapacious fount of childish impulses — just so you can stick it to the libs or the leftists or whomever you imagine to be the cause of your grievances and discontent is to sell out your country.

Google the Normandy American Cemetery in France. Look at the photos. Or maybe you’ve been fortunate enough to visit that sacred ground. All those Americans gave their lives to stop fascism. Donald Trump calls them suckers. 

Vote for him if you must. That’s your right. But don’t think for a second it’s patriotic.

Parting words left on my LinkedIn profile

You are more than your résumé. You are the result of a unique intersection of matter, time, and space. I mean, the odds against you being here are astronomical. You are a gift. Truly a one-time special offer. At the same time, you’re no big deal; there are billions of other people in the world. But no one like you. Never has been, never will be. Make room in your heart for this paradox — it is the root of compassion. Strive to do good works and not just to be a good worker. Try not to conflate wealth and worth. Understand that capitalism is an imperfect tool, not an infallible religion. You are more than a client, a customer, a vendor, an employee, a means to an end.

[2019]